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MattxMello Words: Arabian peak bone
One-Shot xD Warnings: Spoilers , but I think, what are you doing reading fics unfinished Death Note manga? Anda Pa'lante strip and get to read! Commentary
xD Clarice: Matt and Mello tribute, but full of absurd playfulness. Link
Fanfiction.Net-> http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5697134/1/Problemas_de_guion
Within seconds, the red car was surrounded by bodyguards Takada. A barrier of iron ties and suits for impassable trench. Matt I could not stay there, watching as his cigarette was consumed. He had to leave, perhaps to negotiate or face death.
The young man opened the car door and stepped outside with his hands up. He spoke with a cigarette glued to his corner. From everything looked orange crystals, but the light of the cars was still blinding. Every day there were more lights, more men arrived, pointed weapons. Every time he felt more surrounded. I did not know where he got the strength to talking, smoking, to continue holding their hands up. Would Mello ... Or the stupid lack of survival instinct?
- I guess I will have many questions for me, "he said without a hint of security. Go not to shoot ...
- a minute! Cut! Matt
not knew what was happening. One figure angry came on set inaudible screaming insults and spitting, knocking chairs and firing into catering. The lights dimmed and the cameras were dizzy. The head massaged the temples of pure resignation.
- Mello, I've been waiting for half an hour. Go to apparel.
- I'm not going anywhere! Mello yelled, approaching the director's chair. You are all a bunch of Impresentable!
- But you can know what is this?
The bodyguard, Matt and other audio and video technicians observed the scene. Mello printed a booklet that was holding under his arm and slammed into the chest of the director. This, he leafed through page I was checked, still confused by the sudden interruption. Near, who played with dice in a dark corner of the set, looked askance at the scene.
- GOING TO KILL MY CHARACTER!
- WHAT?? Matt exclaimed.
- And you too! "Replied the boy hair ambiguous, because in many fanfics is castañoy in a handful had red hair.
- WHAT? To me why?
- How? Let's see, let me see that! Near said, rising from his play corner.
- Well Mello, is really going to kill you, "said the director, clasping her hands, but will die like a hero ... Near
began reading aloud
- Interior truck. Takada write on paper: Mihael Keehl. Mello's body rests on the wheel. The truck stops and picks up the phone Takada. TAKADA: Light, I've killed, now, get me here. Huy, it's true that kill you, "said Near, curving lips of pure malice.
- Is that what he calls heroic death? Mello growled. To be killed by a secondary ?
- Hey you! Takada replied from her dresser. That charge here all the same!
- I do not care! I am the successor L! A co-star! And I'm the best dressed of all this scum! Do I want to say that this brat is gray in pajamas more qualified than me to win a megalomaniac murderer and stretching?
- I remember that coat I gave you for the birthday and I do not think the clothes have a lot to do with intelligence, "said Near.
- Ja! If not, look to Light Yagami Misa-speaking, and the entire cast jumped into laughter, except Mello, who still has blood boiling, and Mass, with the noise of the dryer just felt what was happening .
- Come on, guys, let's make you bashing each other, "said the director, rising from his chair in a futile attempt Mello's approach to comfort. Mello, Death Note ends. We are very pleased with your speech, and not for you, Near would not have succeeded.
- Well ... 'Said the albino. Let me disagree.
- You shut up! Mello roared. What you're only here because you sleep with the director's wife!
- What is sleeping with whom? Asked the director as emerging from a trance.
- Ja! I wish I to me ...
- Do you want my opinion? Kira said. If I were you killed the two. For me neither is able to earn.
- of course, is that I should have won, "said L huddled on a sofa. This would not happen if I killed hubieseis. So do not complain Mello, as I'm in chapter 25, after having broken both legs coconut stopped me on the street. And without compensation.
- Hey you! Out! Shrieked the director. We've told you that you no longer need!
- I'm not leaving until the boy comes of my croissant!
- Well, before we fall into the Out of Character, let's get rolling. We still have the scene of Yellow Box and it seems it does not move - said the director.
- No! Mello replied waving the feathers of his coat. You can not go on without me! Resign!
- Mello wait!
Suddenly all eyes were on Matt, who left his position bull's eye on the set to approach Mello.
- There is still a very important part of the series that we can not continue without you.
- Really? What?
- The YAOI.
And with that, permanent hair boy threw his gloves to the ground, grabbed Mello's face and planted a kiss on the lips. Mello, dislodged by a sudden kiss, he responded with more passion. The distribution, racks and chambers erupted in applause, cheers and a unison "Awwwwwwwww." The couple cleared
his lips and grabbed Matt Mello in his arms.
- Mello, we still have Matt sentenced fanfiction-eye lenses.
- And the fanart "said the blonde. Never forget the fanart.
And with that, Matt opened the door a kick, and disappeared into the street light. The group continued applauding until they moved away from everything, and finally the director sat in his chair and approached the megaphone to his lips.
- Come on, all their positions! We are rolling!
- But how? "Said the producer. We do not have Mello.
- This is easily solved. Beyond Birthday!
- Yes? "Said the murderer ran terrified to call the director.
- Would you like to go out in Death Note?
- What if I want? Go so!
- Would you care to wear a blond wig and leather pants? Beyond Birthday
took his thumb to his lips.
- Will I make a transvestite?
Bueno, ahora perdeos xD
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